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Super Saiyan Skull Fuck
02:28
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Hey!
I am an alpha-male
I am not a beta-male
I don't beat female
I don't beat around the bush
I just just fuck the bush
FUCK BUSH
FUCK CAMERON
I am a skateboarder
I will always be a skateboarder
I will never be bored of skateboarding
And even though I'm not very good at it
I am a skateboarder
SUPER SAYAN SKULL FUCK (X4)
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2. |
Nice Guy
02:18
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All I ever wanna be when I grow up is a really nice guy (A really nice guy!)
I'll be happy as can be like the buddha on MD
And I'll get so high (Really high!)
Don't you wanna grow up too?
Think of all the things that we could do
You know darlin'
I'm not a nice guy tonight
All I ever wanna be when I grow up is a really sick dude (A really sick dude!)
I'll be ever so polite to everyone in sight
You know I'll never be rude (I'll never be rude!)
Don't you wanna grow up to
Think of all the things that we could do
You know darlin'
I'm not a nice guy tonight
Soon I'll cut my hair and get a job (get a job!)
All I wanna do now is be a slob (gimme some doritos!)
FUCK YOU!
Get me some cheese.
FUCK YOU
Grate it all over my doooriiitoooos
All I ever wanna be when I grow up is a really nice guy (A really nice guy!)
I'll be happy as can be like the buddha on MD
And I'll get so high (Really high!)
Don't you wanna grow up to
Think of all the things that we could do
You know darlin'
I'm not a nice guy tonight
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3. |
Too Drunk To Skate
02:24
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Hey! I got the to keys the studio (T.D.T.S! T.D.TS!)
Let's pull some steez and drink some 40-O (T.D.T.S! T.D.TS!)
I ain't landed shit today (T.D.T.S! T.D.TS!)
But I never do anyway (T.D.T.S! T.D.TS!)
There's no way I'm gonna catch that tre
There's no way out I'm going insane
All the coinz are down the drain
And all the beer is in my brain
TOO! DRUNK! TO! SKATE!
I've got nothing to do today!
Too drunk to skate! Too drunk to skate!
I've got nothing to do today!
Too drunk to skate! Too drunk to skate!
I've got nothing to do today!
Too drunk to skate! Too drunk to skate!
We've got nothing to do today!
Too drunk to skate! Too drunk to skate!
There's no way I'm gonna catch that tre
There's no way out I'm going insane
All the coinz are down the drain
And all the beer is in my brain
TOO! DRUNK! TO! SKATE!
There's no way I'm gonna catch that tre
There's no way out I'm going insane
All the coinz are down the drain
And all the beer is in my brain
TOO! DRUNK! TO! SKATE!
TOO! DRUNK! TO! SKATE!
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The gnarly bird catches the the slurm!
I got a big pickle in a jar
Fat kid surfing, is that me?
Meeeeeee
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5. |
Pop Shuv-It, I Luv-It
01:17
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Ohhhh
Pop shuv it
Ohhhhh
Hardflip
Ohhhhh
Treflip
Ohhhh
Pop shuv it tailgrab
Pop shuv it i luv it X2
Ooooh
Nollie inward heel
Ooooh
Varial flip
Ooooh
Fakie bigspin down a 5 set
Ooooh
Laser flip
Pop shuv it i luv it
Pop shuv it i luv it
Pop shuv it out
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6. |
Houston, We Have A Party
03:24
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My name is jabba-jabba joe X4
Dudes back on earth, they all kick a big jam
But they don't know how to party in space like we can
Gonna go to Mars, bag me a beautiful wife
Party with the martian babes all my gnarly life
There's a party on the moon!
We like to party!
There's a party on Saturn!
We like to party!
There's a party in Uranus!
We don't wanna go there!
Houston, we have a party
Kickflips are easy with moon gravity
And I'm gonna party down with every babe I see
Thrashing in space, there's no down or up
You better chug your beer before it floats out your cup
There's a party on the moon!
We like to party!
There's a party on Saturn!
We like to party!
There's a party in Uranus!
We don't wanna go there!
Houston, we have a party
7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Party!!
My name is jabba-jabba joe X4
There's a party on the moon!
We like to party!
There's a party on Saturn!
We like to party!
There's a party on Venus!
We like to party!
There's a party on Tatooine!
We like to party!
There's a party on Pandora!
We like to party!
There's a party on the Sun!
We like to party!
There's a party in Uranus!
We don't wanna go there!
Houston, we have a party
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7. |
Lost My Weed
03:17
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OHHHH NOOO!!!!
It must have fallen out of my pocket when we were at that last
PARRRRRTY!
I was sitting on the sofa speaking with that girl, she was so
ARRRRTY!
You know I love the arty ones (X4)
I don't care if I've lost my weed
My bros have got some if I need
I don't care if i've lost my stash
My bros know how to thrash (X3)
I don't care if I've lost my weed
My bros have got some if I need
He don't care if he's lost his weed
His bros have got some if he needs
I don't care if i've lost my stash
My bros know how to thrash (X3)
He don't care if he's lost his stash
His bros know how to thrash
My bros know how to thrash (X2)
You know I love the arty ones (X4)
etc etc etc etc etc etc
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8. |
Thrash For You
02:15
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I just wanna, show you how much I appreciate brew,
Show you how much, I'm dedicated to brew,
Show you how much, I will always be true,
Show you how much, my bros have got me screwed,
Show you how much, my bros are feeling good,
Show you how much, I dig Frosty Jack's and K,
Not only every night, but each and every day,
I wanna show you how much, I quote Milhouse and Bart,
Show you how much, I hate my liver and heart,
Chug it chug it chug it chug it till you're empty,
Keep it how it is, a unit less than 40p.
Chuggin brew, is really all that's on my mind,
I can't help but think about it day and night
Wanna drink that cider pop, fresh from the crotch.
Thrash for you, tonight I'm gonna thrash for you,
Tonight I'm gonna put my bollocks on your eyeballs
Babe I like it when you watch me, tonight you're going down.
I'll be pissin' on my babe, pissin' pissin' on my babe
Gnarlin' with my babe, gnarly gnarly with my babe
Put my penis in your body promise not to tell nobody,
Tonight you're going down.
Tonight i'm gonna thrash for you..............
Cos tonight you're going dowwwn.
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17 and a half, hours of barf (X4)
Exams are over, let's get drunk up,
Exams are over, let's drunk up,
I'm gonna drink till I barf,
I'm gonna drink till I barf.
Bro's got a free house, let's get drunk up
Robot a free house, let's get drunk up
I'm gonna drink till I barf,
I'm gonna drink till I barf.
17 and a half, hours of barf (X4)
Is maul or vader your favourite Darth?
Is maul or vader your favourite Darth?
I'm gonna drink till I barf,
I'm gonna drink till I barf.
Funky funk duo, Simon and Garf,
Funky funk duo, Simon and Garf,
Hello darkness my old friend...
17 and a half, hours of barf (X4)
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10. |
Whisky Roach Phone Coinz
01:19
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11. |
Robot House
02:35
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ROOOBOOOT HOOOOUSE!
Got our beers (got our babes)
Shred some air (ride some waves)
Party kings (Wear your crowns)
We need somewhere (to party down)
Let's go party in the Robot House,
Let's go party in the Robot House,
Gnarly hang time in the robot house,
Let's go party in the...
This party sucks (Let's move on!)
To another party (where there's no dweebs!)
Gully on road with the party bros
Party babes TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES
Let's go party in the Robot House,
Let's go party in the Robot House,
Killer kegstand in the robot house,
Let's go party in the...
The skatepark's shut, tide is out
We need something, to party about,
Come on gang, the parties close,
Party babes TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES
Let's go party in the Robot House,
Let's go party in the Robot House,
Chuh! In the robot house,
Let's go party in the...
Let's go party in the Robot House,
Let's go party in the Robot House,
??? in the robot house,
Let's go party in the...
CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUUUUUUG
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12. |
Tom Schaar
17:53
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So you thought you knew how to turn around?
TOM SCHAAR, TOM SCHAAR,
Spins three times then he hits the ground,
TOM SCHAAR, TOM SCHAAR,
Though this kid's only 12 years old,
TOM SCHAAR, TOM SCHAAR,
The way he skates is muthafuckin' ice cold
TOM SCHAAR, TOM SCHAAR
180, 360, 540, 720, 900,
1080, 1080, TOM SCHAAR, 1080 YEAH
TOM SCHAAR (X87356871594)
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The Gnarwhals Bristol, UK
Formed in San Diego in '79 this loveable skate-rock power trio has stormed the billboard chart time and time again with albums "Till Death Do Us Party", "The Robot House (Is Mega Sweet For Mega Party Boarding)" and more recently "Fuck Cameron".
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